Tallwatch

For solo founders

The pager is you. It has to be quiet.

A solo founder cannot afford three false pages a week. Tallwatch opens an incident only when regions agree, then emails you, then a backup inbox if you miss it. Sleep is the feature.

02:14, a Tuesday

Singapore failed. Two regions did not. You stayed asleep.

Probe-path flakes used to train you to ignore the next one. Tallwatch waits for agreement. The phone stays dark until checkout is actually down. Then email, then the backup inbox, not another 2am guess.

you.comHover a region for check detail

Singapore (sin1) HTTP 503 · probe path timeout

1 of 3 regions disagreed. No incident. Pager stayed quiet.

One human. A night that does not lie.

Select a row. Noise stays quiet. Real outages page.

The log, not a metaphor

02:14 was noise. 04:02 was money. If those two look the same in your inbox, you will start sleeping through both.

Watch the ladder, or select a step

You, then one backup, then stop

No Slack admin. No rotation spreadsheet. Email first, a second inbox if you do not ack, customers on the status page. Not in your DMs.

Four monitors. Not ten imaginary ones.

Apex, health, billing, login. That is the product. Staging and the blog will mute themselves by Thursday if you add them.

All systems operational99.96%

A footer link instead of 4am DMs

When it is real, the same incident flips a page on your domain. People stop asking if the site is down. You already told them.

FAQ

For one human on-call, answered

Monitor count, missed pages when you sleep, and whether Slack is required on day one.

Start free. One human on-call.

Ten monitors, a quiet pager, and a status page in the footer. No credit card.